tharook:

tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

yung-human:

do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends

Me a hopeful father looking into the nursery at the hospital

nurse: can i help you sir
me: no thank you just browsing
Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
Me: What is too much?
Anxiety: THIS
Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????
Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
Me: But nothing is happening?
Anxiety: TOO MUCH
Friend: what kind of cat is she?
Me: chaotic neutral

communistcoppola:

ok but what is your favorite movie????? the one that you can watch at any time and it just takes you to that special place…. like … you’re real favorite movie, not the movie you tell to impress people :( the one that you unashamedly love with all your heart and would prob watch on your final day 

reygf:

i hope minimalism ends soon i love owning things and being a vain person

uovoc:

ianthe:

thealexbane:

gnarly-art:

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

I forgot this isn’t common knowledge to other people

Real talk whoever the creative team on this movie was should stage a coup of Disney and just make more real shit like L&S

The writers were Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois. Sanders was also behind the movie’s character designs.

Both of them left for Dreamworks Animation, where they now direct/produce the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, among other things.

© SMULLINGAR